In the most unholy of matrimony perhaps the most disgusting device conceived by man is brought forth unto our poor unsuspecting world. In hell the New York Souvenir Store in Times Square you can find just about anything with a New York logo slapped on it.
The most heinous offender is what you see here. A fingernail clipper slash bottle opener. Two things which should never be mixed, fingernail clippings and beer, have now been thrust in to 2008's Nick and Jessica marriage. This device is on par with a douche/tooth brush.
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Pasquale
May1208
Everyone in class read this and laughed. You are famous.