Basically: morons, Wal-Mart, Shell, Exon, Chevron, highways, suburban sprawl, SUV, big hair, cowboy hats, talking really slow, rude, oblivious, fat, and hot. I roll deep with stereotypes.
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Basically: morons, Wal-Mart, Shell, Exon, Chevron, highways, suburban sprawl, SUV, big hair, cowboy hats, talking really slow, rude, oblivious, fat, and hot. I roll deep with stereotypes.
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kim
Nov1907
i loved the elaborated version of this that was up! i am going to be sad not to be able to read it now… i am UNLUCKY enough to have had to move to this shithole town a few months ago and couldn’t agree more with everything you said! i especially enjoyed the stripmall/highway fairie theory!!! kudos from a fellow houston hater!
Nobody
Nov1907
Ouch, sorry to hear that you have to move there. The long version was a bit much. Look forward to a similar article if I’m forced to go to Dallas, though!