JOSHUAJENKINSis unremarkable

Every now and then I'll catch an Old Spice commercial or ad and it makes my day five minutes. The commercials with the super hairy or super hairless guys for the body wash slash shampoo is my new favorite. The slightly older commercials with Bruce Campbell were also awesome because he is the man.

It should be noted that a lot of Old Spice products smell like ass.

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I know this show is technically over, but TBS has decided to drop all other programming in favor of a twenty-four hour Ray day.

Let's talk about Debra. Debra is a fucking bitch.

Ray can't say this because she will revoke his yearly sexing and you probably can't say that on network or cable television unless you're the FX channel and you're TOTALLY PUSHING THE BOUNDS. She just sits around all day waxing her unibrow and beating the kids while Ray goes out and busts his hump watching sporting events and occasionally writing about the experience. He gets home from a long day and she just yells at him and buys hideous curtains and couches without reclining footrests.

The show is literally many years of Debra telling Ray how he's wrong. Sometimes he is right and I just want to know why he wrote a show that empowers women that are bitches and the audience claps. Damn it society and Ray and life!

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